Tuesday, August 3, 2010

10 reasons I hate Walmart

Dear Walmart,

You just reaffirmed all the reasons I hate you! No seriously!

1. You no longer carry my favorite deli meat: Sun Dried Tomato turkey breast
2. You never have Ozarka bottle water in stock
3. I had to look in 4 different place for Tostada shells. I mean shouldn't they be next to the taco shells.
4. I get to witness criminal activity while waiting in the checkout line...and so does my 6 year old. Which causes you to call all the cops in Burleson. Just to chase some punk teenager who is stealing a bag full of can goods. Hence leaving no one to protect the city from actual crime.
5. I have to stand in the checkout line for 30 mins. Not really sure what the reasoning is behind that. There are over 30 checkout lanes but only 3 of them are open?!?!
6. One of your bathroom is always being cleaned...and it is always the one I go to first. As often as you shut them down to be cleaned...why aren't they clean?!?! I try to avoid them at all cost but it never fails my kid has to go at least once while we are there. Which brings me to my next point.
7. Your store remodel sucks!!!! It turned my 45 min shopping trip into a 3 hour disaster!
8. You put a game room in the front of your store..why?! So all the parents lose their mind while waiting in the 30 min checkout line and listen to their kids beg to go play. Knowing the last thing we want to do is spend another moment in your store.
9. I have every employee ask me if they can help me find something but none of them actually knows where anything is.
10. Your greeter stops me on the way out and wants to check my recipt! WHat is this Sam's now? You honestly don't think I would be stealing anything. I know I didn't put make-up on this morning but I can't be that scary. Seriously...I don't understand your procedures. Why wouldn't you have stopped the people in front of me..all the signs were there. The wife beater as a shirt, the oversized bag and no shopping cart. No you stop the girl with pearl earrings, clean clothes and a well behaved child. OMG!!!!!

I haven't been in your store in I don't know how long. And you wonder why! Never again!
Super Target please hurry I need you! HEB it will be nice to have a back-up. There is no way people save money at Walmart. They waste to much of their time walking around looking for what they need.

3 comments:

  1. Thank you for putting all of my thoughts into words. You know I HATE walmart and am really wishing that we had a super target. The #1 complaint is all the weirdos at walmart...like seriously walmart must be their hang out haha.

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  2. girl, i could think of 100 reasons! i haven't gone in to a walmart in years. utterly useless and so so gross!

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  3. Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh. What's sad it is is so true! I was SO grateful for our super target up the road. Now that we have moved I miss it tremendously and I find myself driving an extra 15 minutes to go to the nearest super Target. Oh and I love Tristen's birthday invite. SO cute and creative.

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